January 2012
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
December 2011
easybakemethlab:
i masturbate to my own tagged/me
“It’s a little bizarre. He should just put it in his locker instead of hanging it...”
– Marc Andre Fleury (via test-negative-for-happiness)
michaelcammalleri:
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant
If I ever met Max Talbot.
Me: I once watched a clip of you with no pants on for almost 10 minutes straight.
Max Talbot: What.
Me: What.
